Okay, actually they are HAPI forks and spoons. I was listening to an NPR interview concerning new gadgets, and this one takes the cake! Well, maybe not since your spoon would know it was cake and disapprove.
These stupid little utensils record how many mouthfuls you take and even vibrate if you are eating too fast. I am not sure if it can distinguish between bites of salad and / or chocolate, but probably when you upload your data into the computer it comes with much more caloric and fat information than you need along with a side of tremendous guilt.
What these companies don’t realize is if I want to blow my diet, I can just as easily bypass the fork and shove the whole thing in my mouth with my fingers!
What next!

I’m speechless, which is a very rare occurrence.
What is weirder than the product itself is that some may even buy it!
Like a person needs a spork to tell them they are eating too much? I’ll just follow your lead and use my fingers.
I would call these “unhappy forks” since I would be cursing them all the time.
Really!