I thought I would repost an earlier post from when I first came on board here at WP.

A p r o n h e a d -- Lilly

 

I was thinking that if God put up His own Facebook page, He might get more devoted attention than He is getting now.  I can just imagine the number of “friends” that would flock to His site.  It might even set some kind of record.

And if He added the Scrabble app, He could sneak in some teaching and truth claims without folks even realizing it.  Of course any “reprimands” should only be an optional link, to avoid being unfriended.

In the photo section, He could include some of His greatest and most famous feats:  Moses and the Red Sea, Daniel in the lion’s den, the ascension, etc.  Pictures of sick and starving children or earthquake victims should best be left for tweets, though, since most folks are only touched by these kinds of appeals momentarily anyway, and He wouldn’t want to affect His stats by making people feel…

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About apronheadlilly

wife and mother, musician, composer / poet, teacher, and observer of the world, flawed Christ-follower
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3 Responses to

  1. I thought it seemed a little familiar. but it is a good one! 🙂

  2. cooleur says:

    That would be the TOP HIT at facebook

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