Beware the Fake Facebookers!

Beware fake Facebooker people.  They have a presence,

they may even have a profile pic,

but they never post a status or respond to private messages.

They will never wish you a heartfelt happy birthday in 8 figures or less

or threaten to unfriend you should you not post one word to describe how you met!

They will keep their political views private

and only appear to have a worthy opinion when they accidentally get click-jacked

because they left their page open

and because

they are involved in life enough to have had children.

There is a flash of voyeurism when they notice and then log off.

You know they are truly fake when they don’t post pics (nor spell it as such).

No pics of babies, vacations, other people’s vacations, and the food on their plate.

And other people’s food on their plates.

And what really gives it away:  They don’t own a farm and they don’t play SCRABBLE!

Beware!  They are not your friends, and they are not really there.

About apronheadlilly

wife and mother, musician, composer / poet, teacher, and observer of the world, flawed Christ-follower
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30 Responses to Beware the Fake Facebookers!

  1. Makes me glad I am an unfacebooker.

  2. LoL! You started my day with a good laugh. Thank you. 😀

  3. SR says:

    LOL Lilly! I owned a “facebook page” for about twenty minutes and decided that was enough for me. Have never been back! Thanks for post and God Bless, SR

  4. dorannrule says:

    Uh Oh! I think I’m a fake Facebooker! 🙂

  5. FringeGirl says:

    This made me chuckle. That’s a great list. We should all beware!

  6. nellibell49 says:

    I think I have one of these – with an odd name. Good thinking. Thank you.

  7. Biltrix says:

    I got a good laugh out of this one! The best is when their profile picture is just a gray cut-out of a male of female figure. Why do you think they call it FACEbook???

  8. pattisj says:

    Thanks for clearing that up, Lilly!

  9. Shez says:

    I am so FAKE!!! Yikes, seriously I didn’t think it was a requirement we had to post photos of our food, or where we are at that minute, or any other inane trivia. And it’s true, not even a photo of me. But to be honest I do touch base with friends, kin and classmates. I take the good and leave the rest of it on my plate. Maybe I could post a pix of my plate of left-overs.

    Guess I’ll go see if you’ll be my friend. 😀

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