Beware fake Facebooker people. They have a presence,
they may even have a profile pic,
but they never post a status or respond to private messages.
They will never wish you a heartfelt happy birthday in 8 figures or less
or threaten to unfriend you should you not post one word to describe how you met!
They will keep their political views private
and only appear to have a worthy opinion when they accidentally get click-jacked
because they left their page open
they are involved in life enough to have had children.
There is a flash of voyeurism when they notice and then log off.
You know they are truly fake when they don’t post pics (nor spell it as such).
No pics of babies, vacations, other people’s vacations, and the food on their plate.
And other people’s food on their plates.
And what really gives it away: They don’t own a farm and they don’t play SCRABBLE!
Beware! They are not your friends, and they are not really there.