You Are So Stupid!

You are stupid and fat, and I could do anything better than you!

Nanner, nanners!

If I had threads like you are wearing, I would hide in the closet!

What are you thinking?  Wait . . .

You don’t think.

As far as birds go, you are barely adequate, but look at my tux–

grey and white, sleek and trim,

and would you look at this tail!  Yessir!

Your mama wears army boots!

Oh, by the way:  Guess what kind of bird I am? 🙂

About apronheadlilly

wife and mother, musician, composer / poet, teacher, and observer of the world, flawed Christ-follower
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12 Responses to You Are So Stupid!

  1. Sanah says:

    A mockingbird? 😛
    It’s a very cute poem !

  2. Vicki says:

    you are very clever 🙂

  3. dorannrule says:

    :”Nanner Nanner?” You may be beginning to think like a bird! 🙂

  4. pattisj says:

    Northern mockingbirds are a favorite. Each block seems to have its own mascot, in spring, singing from the roof top. Or utility pole. So pretty!

  5. echo0115 says:

    Mocking Birds are not the only ones who mock people. I think I have had crows laughing at me, in America and Japan.

  6. Lindy Lee says:

    Mockingbirds may sing the songs of many birds but cannot match the quality of the Cardinal;
    same notes, unequal quality…

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