But please, officer, this is an innocent drive-by. I was shooting out my window because, well . . . don’t you see? I can’t not capture those pastel stratus layers and the cirro-cumulus pink and gold wonder. I would have stopped and pulled over . . . honest . . . but the shoulder is too soft.
I promise I will never do it again (fingers crossed). It’s times like these you pray for traffic jams and red lights.