If only chocolate were cruciferous, and
coffee were vegetable broth.
If only tap-tappng at my computer were aerobic, and
Facebook Scrabble were resistance exercise
for muscle, as well as mind. If only
cabbage were strawberries, and
sprouts were Snickers bars.
If only scrolling on my Cloud Reader were strolling in the neighborhood, and
faithful blogging burned the same number of calories as the hilly trail I have abandoned;
then, I would be free—pain free, fat free, guilt free, and
fit enough to write the next successful weight loss best seller.
If only . . .