1. The number one tip is to not plagiarize. Even if it is a dark and stormy night or the best of times and the worst of times, never use another’s idea and present it as your own work. Just because you purchased it off the Internet does not mean it is truly yours!
2. Put air in your text, either by using short indented paragraphs or by putting an extra space between paragraphs that are placed flush margin left. Preferably, that air is unpolluted, cloudy, and even stormy.
If you write in one continuous, dense, sentence-thick block of text, your reader’s eyes glaze over and the weight of the words forces the reader to either skim or give up on your brilliant, innovative writing.
See, now doesn’t all that air make you feel better?
3. Only write with narrow margins, big font, and with really short chapters if you feel like the only readership you can snag are the contemporary semi-literates with short attention spans and a thirst for gladiatorial combat. Blunder Games may make you an easy million, but your readers will not be prepared for something more mind-bending, like Oliver Twist or even Cat in the Hat.
4. If u r riting 4 a formal audience (lol), drop the colloquialisms and text speak. (If you didn’t notice anything wrong with that sentence, you are in deeper trouble than you thought!)
5. In formal writing, avoid slang, nonstandard English, contractions, ostentatious language, and regionalism. “Pitchin’ a fit” may mean something to a homemaker in the South, but your broader audience will be as lost as a coon in a quarry.
6. Clichés are overworked words and phrases, that were once as right as rain and as comfortable as a worn pair of slippers, but now they are simply redundant. If you can’t think of a fresh way to say something, then, yo, get a life!
7. Sexist language is supposed to be something to avoid, but it can get awkward for the reader if she / he / it has to wade through all those slashes to get his / her / its grasp on the content. Better to reword and avoid some of the unnecessary pronouns and possessives.
8. Revise, revise, revise. Edit, edit, edit. And never trust your computer’s Spell-check function. Form it’s beginning, it has knot bin able to distinguish be tween good end proper con tent. So stretch a brain cell and do the work yourself!
Whew, I needed more air!
(For more tips, see this previous blog: “Lilly’s Top Ten Writing Tips.” And I would link this if I could, but I am link deficient.)
Hysterical! And talented, all at the same time! How’s yur pane comin along?
It’s doing really well! Me, not so much. Really, my rib has improved, just slowly. But I keep having other things. Right now a groin pull that was probably masked by the heavy meds. Now it is not masked!!!
So my daughter is a PT. She said, groin pulls need TLC — Heat, gentle massage and GENTLE stretching.
Thanks. I read cold on-line, but heat really feels better. Thanks for the confirmation. I think I hate Zumba–well, maybe just hate being out of shape!
My daughter said that ice is used preferably immediately after an injury, but once it’s 24-48 hours old, this kind of injury wants heat.
This is funny, but I hope others will take heed. The lack of air kills me. I don’t do s/he too often, but in the case of birds there are some you cannot know the gender of without a veterinary degree and the ability to catch such birds.
One writing suggestion I’d like to make is if you move a paragraph, make sure it makes sense in its new location. I had some editing to do this morning on a published post. 😦
In the blog world, and of course elsewhere, huge blocks of text is a real quench. If I’m looking around for an interesting read, I avoid those. When friends on FB or blogs write that way, I will wade through it, but it becomes tiresome. Amazing what a little air can do.
Nice tips. Is it Lily?
I like that name. I like your about-you sentence where you state yourself as a flawed Christ-follower. I’m the same, but perhaps more flawed! Love it and I’ll follow you because of it. Also, thanks for stopping by my blog 🙂
Regards ~KL
Thanks. Nice to meet you!
I try to avoid cliches like the plague.
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REALLY GREAT!
Thanks! [?]
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All though I agree with a lot of your ideas Lilly I do believe that readers need to be more tolerant, after all this output of time energy and even wit is all on their behalf and I think a reader should be willing to take the pages as they are and do the little bit of editing required in his/her/ own mind rather than expecting the writer to do evrything for him/her/. If they are finding it too difficult to read most readers can separate the text into paragraphs themselves since most computers nowadays have cut & paste ability as long as your careful not to mix metaphors you should be able to come to a satisfactory conclusion on the matter. Writers nowadays are more sinned against than sinning, that’s for sure.
The only problem is that if the writer wants an audience, readers will pass by the writer that is too much work. Granted, in the blogging world, there’s quite a lot of tolerance, but I would overall have to agree to disagree with you. I feel the onus is on the writer to create as good a product as possible. Folks may still ignore a piece, but at least the writer has the satisfation of having done the best job possible.
So your still going to take the sighed of the reader. 🙂
Both writer and reader. 🙂
Sound advice! As a non native English speaker/ writer I struggle to keep cliches out!
My daughter-in-law is Mongolian. She speaks English very well, but I know she felt insecure coming to the states trying to figure out some of the idioms. English is a very difficult language.
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
BE ENCOURAGED! BE BLESSED!
Thanks for such a nice comment!
Right on! Write on. 🙂
Thank you! And I will. 🙂
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**********Another recycle because I feel like it.
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A RECYCLE THAT IS WORTH IT!!!!
I like me some yokel-local co-lloquials. 🙂 LOL Good advice there, if you aren’t a rule-breaker, risk-taker like me.
Intentional rule-breaking works if it works. 🙂
Only to good effect, I agree. 🙂