Category Archives: Humor

Food Fight

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I Must Thank My Squirrel

As much as it pains me to thank my ground squirrel, I must give credit where credit is due–You! You little escape artist–chew your way through plastic buckets artist– cute but delinquent–You! You chewed through the seed bag, then the … Continue reading

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The Last Thing My Stupid Brother Said . . .

My stupid brother said, “Dad always loved me best.” I said, “Don’t look now, but here he comes! Dove as my witness!” My stupid brother got busted, and that made me happy!

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My Stupid Brother Said . . .

My stupid brother said I was going to get in big trouble for calling him stupid! I said I was sorry.  “Tu es bête,” I said. He smiled, and that made me happy!

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My Stupid Brother Said . . .

My stupid brother said that he was the fairest of the brood. I said I thought I saw a mite on his feathers, but it just MIGHT have been nothing. That made me happy!

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My Supid Brother Said . . .

My stupid brother boasted that he (and not me) had gotten accepted into the GATE Program for exceptional students. I told him the GATE was probably just chain link! That made me happy!

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“Stupid” Note

Just for the record:  There is no resemblance to my own real brother of these bird comments.  He is a smart PhD and is very kind.  The only resemblance would have been sporadic episodes when he was about 1o! My … Continue reading

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Thought for the Day

I am not lazy. I merely have different priorities!

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My Stupid Brother Said . . .

My stupid brother said I was a scaredy cat. So I fixed his wagon, and yelled . . . CATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! He didn’t know she was asleep.  That made me happy!

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My Stupid Brother Said . . .

My stupid brother said I have a voice like a crow, so I sang him 100 verses of “This is the Song That Never Ends,” and he flew off screaming . . . well, like a crow!  It made me … Continue reading

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